Kitchen Bitch

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Man Meals: Garlic-Jalapeno Sliders with Creamy Tomatillo Sauce December 1, 2011

We’ve made it through Thanksgiving intact. Well, almost. My five-year-old camera took it’s final beating on Thanksgiving Day, never to see battery-operated light again. It was really perfect, actually, because it gave me an excuse to buy a new camera, this one, in fact. And it’s coming in the mail today—yay! So this is the last of the pictures I took with my old camera. Enjoy :)

But that’s besides the point, because we’re here to talk about sliders. Garlic-Jalapeno sliders. The perfect party food. Comfort food. Man food. Woman food. Sports food. Everybody loves sliders (don’t let those naysayers fool you), and they’re bound to make at least one woman around you squeal in delight with how cute they are. Because lots of women love little things and for some reason think they’re cute. (Me included.) (more…)

 

Healthy Comfort: Fennel and Zucchini Soup with Warm Tomato Relish August 26, 2011

The past couple of weeks have been a little rough. Or a lot, depending on how you look at it. I’m preparing to leave my beloved Chicago and start a new life with Doug in Cincinnati, and what I thought was going to be an easy task turned out to be very a difficult one—apparently it’s really hard to find a suitable place to rent in Cincinnati! And when we finally found two that we wanted, one seller decided to pull his place off the market altogether because he was freaked out about having to move out by October 1st (yeah, what?), and the other one gave the place he told us we could have to someone who offered a $1,000 pet deposit. Well, the saying is true: Money talks. Doug and I were both pretty heartbroken, as the historic home of our (well, mine) dreams in the Mansion Hill/Newport district fell through our fingers. *Sigh*

With Doug in Chicago and the rest of my family in Michigan, I poured my sorrows into jams and jellies and wedding planning at my parent’s home in Kentucky. I ordered in pizza and canned jam until midnight, trying to boil away my frustration. If there’s one good thing that came out of it, it’s that I’ve definitely taken a big step forward toward becoming a jelly-making master.

Over the weekend I made six batches of jam, and I made two more the weekend before, so I’m getting close to having 50 jars in 5 flavors: Blackberry Jelly, Blueberry-Citrus Jam, Peach Jam, Strawberry-Lemon Marmalade, and Black Raspberry Pluot Jelly (made from a Black Raspberry Pluot, not  black raspberries and pluots). My wedding favor stock is piling up!

(Yes, I’m that crazy girl who’s making and canning her wedding favors.)

The point of all this is: when the going gets tough, we often turn to food to make us feel better. And since food isn’t as great for our waistlines as it is for our souls (I’ve been trying to keep this in mind with wedding coming up—10 lb to go!), it’s always nice to have a healthy comfort food to turn to in our time of need.

With fall—my favorite season—just around the corner, I’ve been dying to start making soups again, and this Fennel and Zucchini Soup with Warm Tomato Relish fit the bill perfectly for late summer produce. A snap to make, this unique vegetable soup ends up being creamy without the use of any cream whatsoever. The fennel, onions and zucchini melt into each other when they’re pureed, the anise flavor of the fennel mellowing and the onions adding sweetness. The tomatoes and fresh fennel fronds are not only vibrant and colorful, they also give the soup—and your palate—a nice tart zing. (more…)

 

Garden Fresh: Tomato, Mozzarella, and Pesto Salad August 16, 2011

Caprese salad is my go-to quick weeknight (or weekend) appetizer, especially in the summer when tomatoes are at their peak (we’re finally getting there, kids!). (more…)

 

Party Perfect: Rae’s Garlic Hummus August 9, 2011

There are some dishes so easy to make at home that they completely fall off our radar, and we end up buying the sub-par megamart version, hoping for greatness. (more…)

 

Mexican Addiction: Roasted Tomato and Chipotle Salsa July 26, 2011

I can’t help it. I’m addicted. I keep trying NOT to make Mexican dishes, but it hasn’t been working.

Obviously.

Maybe I should make Mexican my specialty?  I still can’t decide what style or region of cooking I want to focus on, but I do know Mexican cuisine is in the running. And this salsa is one of the reasons why.

What I love about Mexican food is that the same ingredients are made into hundreds of different dishes, each with its own unique flavor.

I did a spin on a fresh tomato salsa, and I cooked it twice. Yup, I said it—twice. Roasting and frying (aka sauté) are the two methods we’re employing, and both help to make this salsa the flavor powerhouse it is. First, I turned up the air conditioning roasted the main components of the salsa: tomatoes, onions and garlic. Roasting brings out the sweetness of the vegetables and concentrates their flavors.

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Your Next Theme Party: Food on a Stick July 15, 2011

I jumped up and down when I opened my mailbox and saw a review copy of Matt Armendariz’s On a Stick! Everybody, absolutely everybody, loves food on a stick, and this is one area where I don’t differ from the crowd.

I had high hopes for Mr. Armendariz’s book, and in the end it did not disappoint. What better way to test recipes then by hosting a Food on a Stick Party? Doug and myself (actually my friend Rae cooked with me instead of Doug—go figure) and two other couples prepared three of recipes from the book for a total of 9 recipes, which I thought was a pretty good test run of any cookbook.

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A KB Catering Preview & Mini Crab Cups March 4, 2011

Doug and I catered our second big event this past weekend, and all in all it turned out to be a great success. My parents had auctioned off a dinner at their home during an Alliance for Catholic Urban Education (ACUE) charity event, and the auction winner donated quite a bit of money to the organization, so my mom called Doug and I in to execute the perfect meal. Kitchen Bitch Catering is officially in the works!

Mom vetoed the homemade ravioli with Italian sausage and kale I wanted to whip up in favor of something more carnivorous. I had spent the weekend before preparing Thomas Keller’s Braised Breast of Veal with Glazed Vegetables and Crispy Polenta from The French Laundry Cookbook, and when my mom saw the photos, she requested that Doug and I give it a go for the auction dinner. Keller’s The French Laundry in Yountville, Calif., is one of the best restaurants in the country, and there’s a reason you pay $270 a person for a nine-course tasting menu—every dish is exactingly prepared with the utmost precision and a variety of techniques. The meal pictured here took me two days to prepare and a whole lot of knife skills—and it would have been only one course in said nine-course tasting menu. Doug says it was one of the best meals I’ve ever prepared. Yay!

So off we went in search of veal breast, which in Chicago I had gotten in my local grocery store. In Cincinnati, though, finding veal breast was a whole other beast. We scoured Finley market, called butchers and specialty shops, and even asked around at Kroger’s, Fresh Market, and Sam’s Club. There was no veal breast to be found in Cincinnati unless you called in a special request ahead of time.

The clock was ticking down for our Saturday night dinner, so we decided to change gears. Instead of braising veal breast, I was going to braise veal shanks and make osso buco, which means, “hole in the bone” in Italian—a reference to the marrow hole at the center of the crosscut veal shank. This Milanese dish is veal shanks braised with vegetables, white wine and veal stock, and then topped with gremolata, a finely minced mixture of garlic, lemon, and parsley (pictured above).

Here’s the final menu we served:

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Family Favorite: Pulled Pork Egg Rolls February 1, 2011

Pulled Pork Egg Rolls with Barbeque Dipping Sauce

Every family has their favorite dishes—the ones everyone cheers for time and time again—and these pulled pork egg rolls were an instant classic in my parents’ house. I decided to make them again for a ladies’ night I hosted one Friday night, because who doesn’t want to eat crispy crunchy fried food on Friday after they’ve been good all week? (“Good” in terms of health is relative to the girl, but you get what I mean.)

I texted my sister Annie to tell her I was cooking up the egg rolls for my lady friends. “Shut up!” she replied. “I’m SO jealous. Take some pictures for me so I can drool over them.”  And so I sent her a series of picture messages showcasing the meal, from the piles of pork to the final deep-fried product, complete with BBQ dipping sauce. Annie practically drooled on me through the phone, and my friends started salivating as soon as they got a whiff of all the good stuff in the works in my kitchen. After sharing three or four bottles of wine between the five of us, my girlfriends and I were all dying to mow down on these pulled pork egg rolls and the stir fry I served up alongside them.

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Party Perfect: Bacon-Wrapped Dates January 21, 2011

Bacon-Wrapped Dates stuffed with toasted almonds and blue cheese

Bacon and all things pork captured the heart of the foodie community in 2010, and the trend doesn’t seem to be waning too much, as most Americans I know wouldn’t dare say no to an hors d’oeuvre wrapped in the cured smoked meat. Whether it’s hot dogs or scallops or the lowly date, we will eat it if you wrap it in bacon, bacon, and more bacon!

In the past year I’ve had several versions of the bacon-wrapped date, the most notable ones coming from Avec, a trendy, wine bar from Chicago restaurateur Paul Kahan, and from Café Ba Ba Reba, a traditional Spanish tapas joint that’s been serving Chicagoans for over 25 years.

At Avec, where the communal tables force you to sit hip to hip (or fork to fork, however you want to think about it) with strangers, the dates are stuffed with spicy chorizo, wrapped in bacon, and served with a finger-lickin-good piquillo pepper-tomato sauce. At Ba Ba Reba, where the sangria pitchers flow like water, the dates are stuffed with Manchego cheese and wrapped in chorizo. Wowzers!

While I’d love to eventually make some of those chorizo-stuffed dates and douse them with spicy tomato sauce, I decided to begin at the beginning and make the classic version of this recipe—a simple but palate-pleasing dish that awakens the senses. It’s salty. It’s sweet. It’s crunchy. It’s soft. It’s everything you ever wanted in one little appetizer. And, of course, there’s bacon, which will please pretty much everyone except the vegans and vegetarians (sorry guys!). But, if you were really desperate, maybe veggie bacon would work here, too, although I can’t say I’ve ever tried it. However, I think you could sub in turkey bacon if you like. Either way, you’re going to love this recipe, and your guests will too. As my mom says, “These things will disappear faster than you can make ’em!”

Bacon-Wrapped Dates
Allow two dates per person when serving as an appetizer. This recipe serves 6. Medjool dates are plump and juicy, but any other date will do as long as it’s large enough to stuff. Click here to download a copy of this recipe.

12 Medjool dates
Crumbled blue cheese
Slivered or sliced almonds, toasted and chopped
6 slices of bacon, cut in half horizontally

Special equipment: toothpicks, a two-layer broiler pan or a sheet pan with a wire rack.

Preheat oven to 375˚F. Make an incision lengthwise down one side of each date, open it up slightly, and remove the pit from the center. Stuff a small amount of the blue cheese and a few pieces of almond into each date. Wrap one bacon half around each date and secure with a toothpick.

Lay foil on the bottom half of the boiler pan to catch the dripping bacon fat, and then cover it with the top half of the pan. Arrange the bacon-wrapped dates on the broiler pan, leaving some space between each date. Bake the dates in the middle of the preheated oven for 20-25 minutes, or until the bacon has crisped. Remove from the oven and let cool several minutes before serving. Can be served warm or room temperature

 

Pop Over into 2011! January 4, 2011

Gruyere and Black Pepper Popovers

The holidays took me by storm as usual, and I’m just now getting settled back into my normal routine, if you can even really call it that. My two-week-long hiatus from Kitchen Bitch wasn’t intentional, but it was much needed, and now it’s back to work as usual. School starts next week and my classes (Methods of Cooking, Intro to Catering, and Food Service Business Planning) finally seem to be going beyond the basics. Here’s to learning some great new recipes to share with you this coming year!

There’s no better way to start the year off then with a bang, and this recipe for Gruyere and Black Pepper Popovers surely does the trick. These little guys literally pop over the sides of the muffin tin to make a fluffy, lighter-than-air dinner roll that’s a perfect fit for practically any occasion. I’ve found that the egg batter can be made ahead of time and chilled in the fridge until ready to use; I’ve even divided the batter and saved half of it for the following evening. Oh, and did I mention making popovers is ridiculously easy?

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