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Man Meals: Four-Chile Chili March 7, 2012

As I shopped the mountains of fresh produce at Findlay Market during my weekly visit, I came across cute little baskets filled with a variety of sweet and hot peppers for only $2. Doug and I can never seem to get enough chile in our lives, so I knew the little box of peppers wouldn’t go to waste.

With the last days of winter most definitely upon us (it’s gonna be 60 here in Cincinnati for the rest of the week!), I realized it was time for one last batch of chili, and I really wanted to come up with a new version to try and beat my all-time favorite chili recipe, my Pumpkin-Turkey Chili—and I think I might have done it! (more…)

 

Cooking with Julia: Beef Bourguignon January 27, 2012

I remember when I first purchased Julia Child’s Mastering the Art of French Cooking: I nestled into my parents’ welcoming La-Z-Boy and proceeded to read the entire tome almost cover to cover, lovingly marking recipes I wanted to try with my trusty Post-It notes. One of those recipes was, of course, the famous beef dish, beef bourguignon: tender chunks of beef simmered slowly in red wine and beef stock and garnished with buttery pearl onions and earthy mushrooms. Julia calls it “certainly one of the most delicious beef dishes ever concocted by man.”

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Recipe Flash: Fettucine alla Bolognese January 4, 2012

Happy 2012! I decided to start this year right and introduce some new columns to the Kitchen Bitch Blog right away. If you’ve been reading this blog for awhile, you’re already familiar with my man-friendly Man Meals column (see, for example, this post) and my ever-popular Feed a Crowd column (check out this post on Texas-style beef brisket, for example).

With life being so crazy, as it always is (I’m busybody, what can I say?), I wanted to establish a few columns in which I can share 1) cooking tips and tricks of the trade; 2) cooking gadgets and gizmos I’ve come to know and love; 3) brands and manufacturers I trust to make foods that taste great; 4) snapshots of my life in food and otherwise; and last, but not least, 4) tried-and-true recipes to which I’ve made little or no changes, because they’re perfect just the way they are.

And that brings us to today’s Recipe Flash column. I’ve actually featured a recipe for sugo alla bolognese before on this blog in the post, Sunday Supper: Not Your Mother’s Meat Sauce. And I do LOVE that recipe. But me being me, I just had to try a new version for the Christmas dinner I offered to host for my mom’s side of the family. After much searching, I decided to go with Anna Nanni’s Ragu alla Bolognese, featured in Saveur magazine. (more…)

 

Man Meals: Garlic-Jalapeno Sliders with Creamy Tomatillo Sauce December 1, 2011

We’ve made it through Thanksgiving intact. Well, almost. My five-year-old camera took it’s final beating on Thanksgiving Day, never to see battery-operated light again. It was really perfect, actually, because it gave me an excuse to buy a new camera, this one, in fact. And it’s coming in the mail today—yay! So this is the last of the pictures I took with my old camera. Enjoy :)

But that’s besides the point, because we’re here to talk about sliders. Garlic-Jalapeno sliders. The perfect party food. Comfort food. Man food. Woman food. Sports food. Everybody loves sliders (don’t let those naysayers fool you), and they’re bound to make at least one woman around you squeal in delight with how cute they are. Because lots of women love little things and for some reason think they’re cute. (Me included.) (more…)

 

Man Meals: Pantry Raid Chili September 14, 2011

It’s that time of year again: fall. It came upon Chicago quickly—within a day summer was whisked away and fall was ushered in with a change of the wind. Really, truly, I’d never seen anything like it.

The weather switch means I can finally open the windows in my third-floor walkup. As I throw open the windows, I delight in the fresh, cool air—and the fact that I can finally use my kitchen again! YAY!

With only three weeks left in Chicago, my pantry has been screaming for me to use up its stocks. So when Doug and I decided to stay in for our date night last week I thought, what better way to celebrate the fall season and use up my canned goods than in a hearty, beef-based chili? (more…)

 

Feed a Crowd: Texas-Style Oven-Roasted Beef Brisket April 1, 2011

As I’ve mentioned before, in what’s most definitely been my most popular post all time, A Sure Crowd Pleaser: Beef Brisket with Homemade BBBQ Sauce, my boyfriend Doug LOVES brisket. If it’s on the menu, 10 to 1 he’s going to be ordering it for dinner.

So when one of Doug’s coworkers took a trip to Costco to purchase a brisket to cook in his new smoker (Adam & Jenni: I’m still waiting on an invite to come see that thing in action! :) Who doesn’t love smoked meats?) I asked Doug to throw Adam some money to pick us up one, too.  When you can feed 8–10 people large quantities of meat for $20, you know you’ve made a good purchase.

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Man Meals: Spicy Turkey Sloppy Joes February 18, 2011

Hello and welcome to Ugly Food Week at The Kitchen Bitch Blog! Just kidding … well, not so much, really. Between pot roast and sloppy joes, I’ve picked some of the more ugly foods to showcase this week, but that’s OK because they taste delicious!

I know, just the mention of sloppy joes brings back memories of the cafeteria in your elementary school and the lunch ladies who happily served you the meat-like substance they had just scooped out of a can. Yikes! [Confession: I actually loved sloppy joes as a child (yes, even out of the can), which is probably why I’m writing this post, but I digress.]

When I told Doug I wanted to make sloppy joes for dinner last week, he gave me this very puzzled look, like what in the world has gotten into you that would make you want to do that? But since he’s the best guy in the world he didn’t say anything—he just shrugged his shoulders as if to say, good thing I trust you.

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Best Ever Pot Roast Recipe February 16, 2011

Ah, the ubiquitous pot roast, the bane of American children everywhere. Leathery meat, thin, drippy sauce, soggy vegetables—a nasty meal I’ve met many times in my life. Luckily, my mom asked me to make a pot roast for the family a few weeks ago when I was home, or I never would have learned how wonderful a pot roast can be if done right. Thanks for putting me to work, Ma!

I decided I was going to put my extensive (read: expensive) culinary training to use to make the reviled pot roast not only edible, but also amazing. Instead of throwing the meat in a pot and covering it with bland liquid, I decided to season it nicely and brown it in a nice hot pot, and the vegetables received the same treatment. Instead of boring old water or beef bouillon, a bottle of cabernet sauvignon and a carton of beef broth was my braising liquid.

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Man Meals: Steaks with Béarnaise Sauce November 10, 2010

Strip Steak with Béarnaise Sauce

Doug and I trekked all the way to Midland, Michigan, this past weekend to pay a visit to Doug’s lovely parents, Jim and Diane Clark. Now, Jim and Diane are very busy folks, so complicated dishes and menus aren’t on their everyday agenda. Besides, Jim is one of the pickier eaters I’ve ever cooked for. (Sorry, Jim, it’s true. Props to you, Diane, for cooking for him for so long!)

To say that Jim is a meat-and-potatoes guy would be a serious understatement—that’s really pretty much all he eats. As I was contemplating what to make for him, I was tempted to make steak au poivre, or peppercorn-crusted steak with a cognac cream sauce. That might be on the menu next time, because Jim suggested I try my hand at a Béarnaise sauce.

I’d made béarnaise sauce in culinary school (it’s a derivative of Hollandaise, one of the five mother sauces in French cuisine), but I’d yet to try it at home, so I was excited for the culinary adventure. Many of the recipes I found online called for a blender, but I was worried about the raw eggs and about the sauce not coming together properly if I used that method. So I skipped the blender and reached for that trusty kitchen tool, the whisk.

While this recipe is fairly easy, it does call for some old-fashioned elbow grease. It’s imperative to whisk vigorously while very slowly pouring the butter into the whipped egg yolks. This technique ensures that the butter and eggs emulsify correctly and that the egg yolks will not overcook and scramble. Yes, it requires some arm strength and a little patience, but you’ll be rewarded with a perfect restaurant-quality béarnaise sauce. Need something else besides steak to put that béarnaise on? It would go great with asparagus!

I couldn’t find fresh tarragon in Midland, so I substitute dried tarragon. However, I’m positive fresh would produce the best results. Like any good steakhouse, I served the béarnaise over cooked-to-order strip steaks with a homemade Caesar salad, purple mashed potatoes (so fun!), turmeric roasted cauliflower and carrot cake for dessert. Look for both the cauliflower and carrot cake recipes in the coming week. Bon appétit!!

Béarnaise Sauce
This recipe is adapted from Tyler Florence. I kept his ingredients but used a method I learned in culinary school so that the egg yolks are heated to reduce the risk of food-borne illness. The original recipe was done in a blender but did not include cooking the eggs to a safe temperature. If you believe your eggs are safe, go ahead and use a blender. If you can’t find shallots, onion is a fine substitute. Click here to download a copy of this recipe

¼ c. chopped fresh tarragon leaves, or 2 Tbs. dried tarragon
2 shallots, minced
¼ c. champagne or white wine vinegar
¼ c. dry white wine, like sauvignon blanc or Chablis
3 egg yolks
1 stick of unsalted butter, melted
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

Make the béarnaise reduction. In a small saucepan, combine the tarragon, shallots, vinegar and wine over medium-high heat. Bring to a simmer and cook until reduced by half. Remove from heat and set aside to cool.

 

The cooled Béarnaise reduction

Combine béarnaise reduction and egg yolks. In a metal or pyrex bowl set over a small saucepan of barely simmering water, whip egg yolks and béarnaise reduction together until warm to the touch. Very slowly drizzle in the melted butter, whisking vigorously to combine.

 

Whisk together the egg yolks with the béarnaise reduction

Very slowly drizzle butter into warmed egg yolk mixture.

Whisk until thickened. Keep the bowl over the simmering water, whipping until the sauce emulsifies and thickens, about 3 to 4 minutes. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Serve immediately or keep warm until service. The sauce will continue to thicken as it sits. Whisk or add in some warm butter to thin out the sauce if necessary.

 

Whisk the sauce vigorously to emulsify.

The sauce will thicken as you whip it vigorously over the double boiler.

The finished béarnaise

Rich and creamy Béarnaise Sauce

 

Man Meals: Southwestern Turkey Loaf with Chipotle Ketchup October 23, 2010

Southwestern Turkey Loaf on a bed of Chipotle Mashed Potatoes with green beans

I have a confession to make: I’m obsessed with meatloaf—and no, I’m not talking about the popular singer from the 1970s. I’m talking about that wonderfully homey American concoction, meat in loaf form. While other kids were running away from the meatloaf on the dinner table, I was begging my mom to make it for my birthday dinner, much to my triplet brother and sisters’ chagrin. And when my dad used to take me out to dinner at Cooker’s, a restaurant chain that’s long since disappeared, meatloaf was my must-have meal. My dad always just smiled at me while I inhaled it like I was eating the last meal of my life.

I maintain that my ma makes the best meatloaf south of the Mason-Dixon line. I’ve tried time and again to replicate it, but my mom has the unique ability to throw a bunch of stuff in a pot, cook it, and have it be the best thing you’ve eaten all week. I think this talent is something that comes from raising four very loud and hungry children while also trying to run the family business (Linnemann Funeral Homes).

While I’m not yet raising a gaggle of children, I am feeding a very hungry man, my boyfriend, Doug. Although Doug has worked hard to be a fellow foodie for me, I know that deep down he’s a meat and potatoes kind of guy. Since I can’t seem to get my ma’s meatloaf exactly right, I figured I’d make up my own gourmet version and share it with Doug.

My Southwestern Turkey Loaf with Chipotle Ketchup is a great weeknight meal because it’s easy, relatively healthy, and incredibly flavorful. Doug claimed, “ I could eat the whole loaf and half the potatoes in one sitting!” While I don’t recommend that, I do recommend serving it with Chipotle Mashed Potatoes (or regular mashed potatoes if you prefer) and blanched green beans cooked in butter with garlic and a splash of teriyaki sauce.

Southwestern Turkey Loaf with Chipotle Ketchup
You can find ground chipotle powder at many grocery stores and at thespicehouse.com. If you can’t find it, you can substitute a combo of cayenne and smoked paprika. Serves 4. Click here to download a copy of this recipe.

For the meatloaf:
1 lb ground turkey, dark meat preferable
1 c. onion, finely diced
½ (4oz.) can diced green chiles, drained
1 Tbs. Worcestershire sauce
1 Tbs. Dijon mustard
1 egg
1 tsp. kosher salt
1 tsp. chili powder
1 tsp. ground cumin
1 tsp. oregano, Mexican or Greek
½ tsp. garlic powder
¼ tsp. cayenne
½ c. breadcrumbs, divided

For the chipotle ketchup:
1 c. ketchup
½ to 1 tsp. ground chipotle powder, depending on desired heat level
½ tsp. ground mustard
½ tsp. cumin

Make the meatloaf. Preheat oven to 350˚F. Combine all ingredients for the meatloaf in a large bowl except the breadcrumbs. If mixture is too moist, add ¼ c. breadcrumbs to mixture and combine. If still too moist, add the final ¼ c. breadcrumbs. Shape meat mixture into a loaf and place in a high-sided baking dish.

Formed Turkey Loaf

Make the ketchup. Combine all ingredients in a small bowl. Start with only ½ tsp. of the ground chipotle, taste, and then add more if you want more spice. If you use the full teaspoon of ground chipotle, the ketchup will be moderately spicy.  Spread the ketchup over the turkey loaf.

Chipotle Ketchup

Bake the loaf in the center of the preheated oven for 35-40 minutes, or until completely cooked through. Remove, slice and serve.

The baked Southwestern Turkey Loaf

Close up of the Southwestern Turkey Loaf

Chipotle Mashed Potatoes
Start with one chipotle, taste and then add another one if you want more heat. You can always add heat, but it’s hard to take away. Begin boiling the potatoes while the garlic cooks. You can freeze leftover chipotles in a zip-top bag; cut chipotles straight from the frozen log as needed. Serves 4-6. Click here to download a print copy of this recipe.

1 head of garlic
3-4 baking potatoes, diced
2 Tbs. unsalted butter
2 tsp. cumin
1-2 chipotles, chopped fine
1 tsp. adobo sauce from can of chipotles
2-3 Tbs. sour cream
Milk or cream for thinning, if desired
Salt and pepper to taste

Roast garlic. Preheat oven to 350˚F. Chop off the top quarter of the garlic head, leaving the cloves exposed. Place the garlic in a piece of tin foil, cut side up, and drizzle with olive oil and sprinkle with salt. Wrap up in foil. Bake garlic for 30-40 minutes, or until soft. Remove from oven and set aside until ready to use.

Boil and mash potatoes. While the garlic roasts, cover diced potatoes with cold water and season well with salt. Bring potatoes to a boil and simmer until tender. Drain into colander. In same pot, combine butter, cumin, sour cream, chipotles and adobo sauce over low heat. Squeeze in roasted garlic cloves directly from the roasted garlic head, making sure not to let the papery skin fall into the mixture. Add potatoes and season with salt and pepper. Beat mixture together with a hand mixer or potato masher. Taste and season again if necessary.

Unmashed chipotle potatoes

Chipotle Mashed Potatoes

 

 
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