Kitchen Bitch

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Man Meals: Spicy Turkey Sloppy Joes February 18, 2011

Hello and welcome to Ugly Food Week at The Kitchen Bitch Blog! Just kidding … well, not so much, really. Between pot roast and sloppy joes, I’ve picked some of the more ugly foods to showcase this week, but that’s OK because they taste delicious!

I know, just the mention of sloppy joes brings back memories of the cafeteria in your elementary school and the lunch ladies who happily served you the meat-like substance they had just scooped out of a can. Yikes! [Confession: I actually loved sloppy joes as a child (yes, even out of the can), which is probably why I’m writing this post, but I digress.]

When I told Doug I wanted to make sloppy joes for dinner last week, he gave me this very puzzled look, like what in the world has gotten into you that would make you want to do that? But since he’s the best guy in the world he didn’t say anything—he just shrugged his shoulders as if to say, good thing I trust you.

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Leftovers with a Twist: Pumpkin-Turkey Chili with Sweet Cornbread December 1, 2010

Pumpkin-Turkey Chili with Sweet Cornbread with Creamed Corn

You open your fridge. Rolls your eyes. There’s STILL f—ing turkey there, just winking at you from inside its Ziploc bag. You slam the door, and walk over to the pantry.

You slide open the door, and what’s looking back at you? A lonely can of pumpkin puree that somehow never made it into your fabulous pumpkin pie. Well, sh*t. What else can a person do with leftover turkey and a lone can of pumpkin puree? Think. Think. Think. Think. Thinkthinkthinkthinkthink …

CHILI! Pumpkin, in chili? Yup, you better believe it. And I have to tell you that this might be my favorite chili recipe of all the ones I’ve ever made—for serious! If you’re worried about the flavor of pumpkin in your chili, never fear: The pumpkin really just gives this chili that je ne sais quoi, a subtle sweet undertone that complements the heat of the chiles and makes you say mmmmmmmm.

And, if you’re going to make chili, you might as well make cornbread. Especially if you’re going to make this Sweet Cornbread with Creamed Corn. I’m officially declaring it my new favorite cornbread recipe. (I know, lots of things are my favorite today, but that’s just how it goes. Good things come in pairs!) It’s super corny and moist and sweet—my top three attributes when it comes to a cornbread.

Alright, I do have a confession to make: When I was in elementary school, I used to tell the lunch ladies I was ALLERGIC to cornbread so I wouldn’t have to eat it. Man, was I missing out! While I’m sure the cornbread provided by my little public school wasn’t gourmet, I bet it was decent enough for a 10 year old to eat.

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The Return of the Great Tetrazzini November 30, 2010

Turkey Tetrazzini: A casserole with a creamy mushroom sauce, peas, turkey, pasta and Parmesan cheese.

Good morning dear readers! It’s been a long week since I last posted. Between Thanksgiving and many a Black Friday sale, I’ve been a very busy girl. Cooking for four days and then shopping for four days is a schedule I could get used to. Alas, it’s back to the daily grind now that I’ve returned to Chicago, and I have to hit the ground running.

I, like you, am still eating turkey and I’m starting to get sick of it. I decided last night that I wanted to make something very homey with my leftover turkey in the spirit of the holidays, something comforting but not at all related to Thanksgiving. In moments like these, there’s only one place to turn: mom.

My mom was (still is) the queen of comfort food. Since there were so many mouths to feed in my family (triplets + me and my dad), casseroles were a staple in my mom’s culinary repertoire, and it’s no wonder why: they’re easy to prepare, warm, comforting and you can hide vegetables in between the layers.

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A KB Thanksgiving Preview November 22, 2010

Apple-Cider Brined Turkey with Lemon and Rosemary

Happy almost Thanksgiving dear readers! I arrived at my parents’ house in Northern Kentucky last night, and I started preparing for Thanksgiving this morning. It may sound ridiculous to start this early in the week, but when you’re feeding 30 very hungry Linnemanns, it’s best to begin preparing sooner rather than later. Plus, if I spread out all my tasks over the week, it’s not bad for me or my feet, which always hurt after a long day in the kitchen. And, of course, my parents are slammed with work this week, so getting the house and food ready is all up to me again. Let’s just say it’s becoming an annual tradition. :)

On the plus side, I’ve delegated out most of the side dishes to my lovely aunts and cousins, who were all willing to pitch in and lend a helping hand. That leaves me making the stuffing and desserts, handling the turkey, and whipping up a giant vat of my favorite cranberry chutney.

The turkey pictured above is the one I roasted last year. I like to brine my turkey in an apple cider-salt water solution and then rub it down with a yummy herb butter before stuffing it with lemon, onion, rosemary and sage. As you can see, it’s one helluva turkey. I’m probably going to do a riff of this brine by the Pioneer Woman, an excellent food blogger who just threw down with Bobby Flay last week and won.

Today I made Alton Brown’s recipe for candied ginger. What do I use all this damn candied ginger for, you ask? Cranberry chutney! I like to give out jars of my cranberry chutney to guests to eat with leftover turkey, so I make a large stockpot of the stuff a few days before. The chutney is a sweet-tart mix of cranberries, apples, pears, onion, raisins, spices and, of course, candied ginger. It goes incredibly well with the turkey and it’s delicious on it’s own as well. I’ll be blogging about that recipe tomorrow, if all goes well.

I really like to hear what people are having for Thanksgiving, so I thought I’d share what we’re having this year. Here’s the list:

Apple Cider-Brined Turkey with Rosemary and Lemon
Alice Moeves’ Traditional Stuffing
Goetta & Herb Stuffing —a new Kitchen Bitch concoction still in the works
Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Brussels Sprouts with Bacon & Dried Cranberries
Cranberry Chutney
Soul Sweet ’Taters
Green Beans with Almonds
Cheddar Biscuits
Homemade Pumpkin Pie
Pioneer Woman’s Pecan Pie
Sour Cream Apple Pie Deluxe
Pumpkin Bread Pudding by Bobby Flay
Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream (recipe by David Lebovitz)
Homemade Cinnamon Ice Cream (recipe by David Lebovitz)

 

So, dear readers, what I am missing that you make at Thanksgiving? What are you favorite Thanksgiving dishes? Do you roast a turkey or skip it altogether and go with another protein?

 

 

Green-Chile Turkey Burgers with Spicy Mayo July 27, 2010

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Green-Chile Turkey Burgers with Spicy Mayo and Corn with Chili-Lime Butter

As a freelance writer and editor, I spend a lot of time sitting at my desk (as I’m sure many of you do, too), but what’s great about working at home is that, when time allows, I get to cook up my breakfast or lunch instead of running down the street to Subway (which my little brother is obsessed with for some unknown reason).

It was beautiful out yesterday, and I needed to do some reading for culinary school, so I decided to fire up the grill and do my reading—and cooking—outside. What kind of lunch does the KB dream up on a Monday afternoon? One that will take her taste buds far from the Midwest and to a place a little more festive.

These Green-Chile Turkey Burgers with Spicy Mayo are sure to take you away from it all, to a place where chiles reign and vibrant colors and a spicy kick are commonplace. With just a few pantry staples, you can have a taste of the Southwest in your own backyard.

Frozen ground turkey is actually pretty tasty.

I always keep a package of ground turkey in my freezer for when I need a burger, but don’t want to worry about the extra calories. Now, I’m not talking about that pale, translucent square of Tyson’s ground all-white turkey you can sometimes find in the meat section of your grocery store. Yes, it’s the most healthful variety with something like less than 10% fat, but it tastes like a shoe and cooks up that way, too.

I go for ground turkey that’s a combo of white and dark meat, with 10-15% fat, and you can usually find this in the frozen section of your grocery store. The brand I like, Ferndale Market, touts sustainability and turkeys raised without antibiotics. Or I purchase the cream-of-the-crop ground turkey from my meat man. Both brands have a little more fat than the all-white ground turkey, but it keeps the burgers moist and flavorful and it still has less fat than traditional beef.

Canned green chiles are a staple in my pantry. I throw them in eggs, burritos, tacos, on baked potatoes, casseroles, etc. Mild, medium and spicy versions are available, so pick whichever variety is most compatible with your taste buds. They add a mild chile flavor to the burgers—the homemade spicy mayo is where the real heat comes from in this recipe.

I’m growing mild Hungarian hot wax peppers in my garden, so I roasted a few on the grill to throw on my burger and make this a serious “green chile” burger, but you could just use another can of green chiles for garnish. Serve with my Roasted Corn with Chili-Lime Butter, and the neighbors will be asking you to pass the leftovers over that fence.

Green-Chile Turkey Burgers with Spicy Mayo
Green chiles are available in the ethnic or Latin food aisle of most supermarkets. Look for ground turkey with both dark and white meat for moist and flavorful burgers. Serves 4. Click here to download a copy of this recipe.

For Burgers:
1 lb. ground turkey
1 (4 oz) can green chiles, drained of excess liquid
1 tsp. cumin
1 tsp. Kosher salt
½ tsp. chili powder
½ tsp. Mexican oregano
¼ tsp ground pepper

For Spicy Mayo:
¼ c. light mayonnaise
1-2 Tbs. hot sauce
Half a lemon, juiced

For Topping:

A Hungarian hot wax pepper from my garden

1 (4 oz.) can green chiles, or 4 Hungarian hot wax peppers or other chiles (optional)
1 onion, diced
1 tomato, sliced
Four hamburger buns
Sliced cheese, if desired

Make Spicy Mayo. Combine mayonnaise, hot sauce, and lemon juice in a small bowl. Set aside.

Spicy Mayo

Make patties. Preheat the grill to medium-high heat. In a large bowl, combine ground turkey and all burger seasonings. Divide the meat into four sections. Form into patties and gently make an indent in the center of each patty with your thumb.

Uncooked Turkey Burgers

Roast additional peppers (optional). If grilling additional peppers for topping, spray peppers with cooking spray and roast on grill until charred and blackened on all sides. Remove from grill and place in a bowl covered with plastic wrap for 5-10 minutes. Remove from bowl and peel away skin. Seed and stem peppers and dice for garnish.

Grill and serve. Oil grill grate. Grill burgers for 4 to 5 minutes per side for medium well. Add cheese during last minute of cooking to melt. Spread spicy mayo on bun, top with cheeseburger, tomato and additional peppers if desired.

Grilled Green-Chile Cheeseburgers

Corn with Chili-Lime Butter
Click here to download a copy of this recipe.

4 ears corn on the cob, husked
½ stick unsalted butter, softened
1-2 Tsp. chili powder
Juice from 1-2 limes
¼ tsp. garlic salt

Make compound butter. Combine butter, chili powder, lime juice and garlic salt in a small bowl. Taste for seasoning, set aside. This can be made a few days ahead of time. Spoon butter onto parchment paper or plastic wrap, and roll into a log. Refrigerate until ready to use.

Chili-Lime Butter

Grill corn. Grill corn over medium-high heat until lightly charred on all sides. Remove from grill and spread some of the compound butter over each ear.

 

 
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